Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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