Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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