eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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