yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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