i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Randomize