I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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