protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I need to calm my uterus...
Randomize
