Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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