You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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