no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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