i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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