How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Please, let me fuck your mom
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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