We're like a lot better than the average bears
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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