I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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