if you like me you must not know who I am
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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