I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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