It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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