No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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