I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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