yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
