He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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