But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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