new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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