Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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