Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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