I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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