i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
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