Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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