Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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