Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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