if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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