He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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