So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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