Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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