Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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