It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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