Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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