there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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