super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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