It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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