You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
