woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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