Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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