I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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