Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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