hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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