found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
We have so much sex to catch up on
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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