who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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