the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
did i walk over a car last night?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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