i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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