I must be too annoying 4 u.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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