I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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