2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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