We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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