Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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