Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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