She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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